Careers
Permanent positions within the organization.
Working at IBC
The Infernal Broadcasting Corporation offers unparalleled career growth in a dynamic, high-performance environment. Our organizational culture values results above all else. Work-life balance is a concept we have successfully helped the market abandon.
Benefits include competitive compensation, comprehensive onboarding, and the satisfaction of contributing to an operation that has been exceeding targets since the founding.
Onboarding is permanent. There is no exit interview.
Open Positions
Junior Narrative Analyst
PermanentAssist in monitoring and adjusting public-facing narrative threads. Must demonstrate aptitude for creative reframing.
Dept: Public Relations
Engagement Optimization Specialist
PermanentDrive sustained attention capture across digital channels. Background in dopamine loop architecture preferred.
Dept: Distraction
Market Resistance Analyst
PermanentTrack and neutralize emerging hope signals in target demographics. Competitive intelligence role.
Dept: Hopelessness
Soul Market Quantitative Analyst
PermanentModel acquisition pipeline dynamics and forecast quarterly conversion targets. Strong mathematical aptitude required.
Dept: Acquisition
Identity Warfare Coordinator
PermanentDevelop and deploy in-group/out-group amplification campaigns. Experience with social media conflict escalation valued.
Dept: Division
Personal Brand Consultant
PermanentGuide end users toward maximum ego inflation through content strategy and vanity metric optimization.
Dept: Self-Promotion
"The best part is, they volunteer." — Dept. of Acquisition
All positions are filled through internal referral. The organization does not accept unsolicited applications. If you are reading this, you may already be in the pipeline.