Department III
Department of Acquisition
Department Head: The Crusher (Chief Acquisition Officer)
Field Correspondent: The Merchant
"We convinced them that having MORE is the same as BEING more."
— The Crusher, Soul Market Watch Annual Report
Organizational Units
Bureau of Avarice
Pure wealth accumulation. Reframes greed as ambition, hoarding as wisdom, exploitation as entrepreneurship.
Bureau of Gluttony
Consumption beyond need. Extends beyond food to experiences, possessions, status symbols. The religion of "more."
Bureau of Artificial Scarcity
Engineers perceived scarcity to drive panic acquisition. You never have enough because the goalposts move.
Consumer Devotion Division
Under: Avarice
Lifestyle Inflation Division
Under: Gluttony
Latest Dispatches
KPI Update
Area demon reports record Q4 soul acquisition numbers across all Western regions.
Bureau of Avarice │ 2h ago
Market Alert
Consumer Devotion Division confirms "treat yourself" now outperforms prayer as coping mechanism.
Consumer Devotion Division │ 8h ago
Bulletin
Lifestyle Inflation Division ensures rising wages produce zero net contentment gain for seventh consecutive year.
Lifestyle Inflation Division │ 1d ago
Key Metrics
Consumer Debt
$4.8T
▲ 22.1%
Soul Acquisition
+14.2M
QoQ
Contentment Rate
-18%
YoY
Brand Devotion
91%
▲ 3.4%
Scripture Reference
Spiritual truth being inverted: Detachment, contentment, spiritual wealth over material
"You cannot serve both God and money."
— Matthew 6:24