Departments
Organizational structure per the Director's standing order.
Dept. of Distraction
Mara (CDO)
"Our most successful project. They PAY for the distraction."
Dept. of Division
The Prince (CDivO)
"We didn't create the differences. We just made them the ONLY thing they see."
Dept. of Acquisition
The Crusher (CAO)
"We convinced them that having MORE is the same as BEING more."
Dept. of Self-Promotion
Haumai (CEO-Ego)
"Haumai was our greatest innovation. We just gave it a ring light."
Dept. of Hopelessness
Avici (CDespO)
"Hope is our only real competitor. And we're winning."
Dept. of Public Relations
Druj (CCO)
"We used to have to lie. Now they do it to themselves."