Corporate Merchandise
Requisitions & Branded Materials. All items approved by the Office of Communications.
APPAREL
AVAILABLEIBC Block Logo Tee
Standard issue. Crimson blocks on black. The uniform of the informed.
DRINKWARE
AVAILABLE"And That's Growth" Mug
The Director's catchphrase on a 12oz ceramic vessel. Charcoal with crimson interior.
APPAREL
AVAILABLEDepartment of Distraction Hoodie
Bureau-approved comfort. Mara's department logo on the chest. "Our most successful project" on the back.
The Dashboard Poster
Bloomberg-terminal-from-hell. All five KPIs rendered in Space Mono on archival matte.
ACCESSORIES
AVAILABLEIBC Press Credentials
Lanyard and badge. "AUTHORIZED — Office of Communications." Wear at your own risk.
ACCESSORIES
AVAILABLE"Hope Is Our Only Real Competitor" Sticker Pack
Dept. of Hopelessness approved. Six stickers, one per department. Vinyl, weatherproof.
Procurement Information
All corporate merchandise is distributed through our authorized procurement partner. Items are produced on-demand and shipped from secured facilities. The organization does not accept returns — all acquisitions are final.
Bulk orders for departmental uniforms or event merchandise must be submitted through the Office of Corporate Resources with a minimum 6-week lead time.
"Wear the brand. Be the brand. There is no difference." — Haumai, CEO of Ego